Edna and I run into my ex girlfrend Frankie at the farmers market. Awkward.
Frankie calls me. You dumped me for that nerd, she says. That girl has no idea how to dress for you.
She has other talents, I tell her.
Like what, Frankie asks. I’ll bet she can’t suck your dick the way I do.
Did, Frankie. Did. I don’t want to discuss this any further.
Fine, asshole. Could you just do me a favor? Could you bring over the comparative anatomy textbooks I still have over there as soon as you can? I’ve got finals next week and I need to study.
So I take her textbooks to her new place. I’m just going to leave them there when Frankie opens the door in this sexy robe I’d bought her.
I knew you’d come, Frankie says at the door. Her robe falls open. She’s dressed for me. Stockings. Heels. Garters. Sexy as fuck. She pulls me in the door and I’m going down on her in seconds, just pushing her panties aside and licking that cunt like candy.
Have you forgotten about nerd girl already, Frankie asks.